A. 求电影经典对白…英文版……
1.《乱世佳人》
tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
jack: "you must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"bond. james bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
momma always said: "life is like a box of chocolates, forrest. you never know what youre gonna get."
mother: its my time. its just my time. oh, now, dont you be afraid sweetheart. death is just a part of life, something were all destined to do. i didnt know it. but i was destined to be your momma. i did the best i could.
jenny: are you stupid or something?
forrest: momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"ill be back!"
6.《英国病人》
we die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. i want all this marked on my body. we are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. i know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, thats all ive wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“my family first”
8.《罗马假日》
i have to leave you now. im going to that corner there,and turn. you stay in car and drive away. promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. just drive away and leave me as i leave you.
well, life isnt always what one likes, isnt it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"theres no place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
it’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
would you be shocked if i changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
i could dance with you’till the cows come home.on second thoughts，i’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
the end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 phenomenon》
“ will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“ no， ill love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
if theres any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--i thought you were gone.
--without you,never
19.《教父》
never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
jim: michelle, youre the one woman i want to be with and the woman i cant be without. i love you !
michelle: jim, i have trouble finding the words to tell you how i feel and i realize something. love isnt just a feeling, love is something you do. its a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. jim youve give me everything ive ever wanted and its my solemn vow to give everything i am to you.
B. 求英文电影中的经典对白
1.《乱世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“My family first”
8.《罗马假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
“ Will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
C. 高分求经典英语电影的经典对白。
1．《阿甘正传》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话，让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会，谁能象阿甘一样去爱。
2．《乱世佳人》： Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. ——《乱世佳人》
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》
4．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》经典对白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
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2 回复：曾经感动我们的经典英文电影对白
泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
《终结者》
"I\'ll be back!"
《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that\'s all I\'ve wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
《空军一号》
“My family first”
《绿野仙踪》
"There\'s no place like home."
《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
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3 回复：曾经感动我们的经典英文电影对白
．《天煞-地球反击战》又叫《Independence day》独立日：出自电影中，美国总统为号召全世界的人们一起抵抗外星人的侵略，而发表的一篇慷慨激昂的演讲，全文如下： Today we celebrate our independence day! Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. we will be united in our common interests......you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
10．《when Harry Met Sally》：《when Harry Met Sally》很经典的一部爱情戏剧：电影最后Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我来这）不是因为我寂寞，也不是因为除夕夜。今晚我上这来，因为如果你知道了自己想和谁一起度过余生，你会希望余生开始得越早越好！
11．《罗马假日》：《罗马假日》结尾奥黛丽.赫本的一句台词 "Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to.....Rome, by all means Rome. I will cherish my vivid here in memory, as long as l live."
12．《007》：占士邦的口头禅创吉尼斯记录 "Bond -- James Bond" It was the all-time most-famous movie phrase, the Guinness Book of Records declaring.
13．《City of Angels》： I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
14．《初恋的回忆》： from初恋的回忆--a very moving film love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and it is not resentful. love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust , to hope and to enre, whatever comes!
D. 英文精彩电影的经典对白(中英对照)
《乱世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
《终结者》
“I’ll be back!”
《空军一号》
“My family first!”
《绿野仙踪》
“There’s no place like home!”
《美梦成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
E. 求简单的20句英文电影对白
经典英文电影对白
1.《乱世佳人》
Tomorrowis another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
Jack:"You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond.James Bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
Mommaalways said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother:It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny:Are you stupid or something?
Forrest:Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"I'llbe back!"
6.《英国病人》
Wedie, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“Myfamily first”
8.《罗马假日》
Ihave to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well,life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"There'sno place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
Ofall the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，shewalks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It’snot the men in your life that counts，it’sthe life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
Wouldyou be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
Icould dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’drather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜?克里斯蒂》
Gimmea visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
Theend ，isonly the beginning.
16.《Phenomenon》
“Will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“No，I'll love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
Ifthere's any kind of magic in this world，it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--Ithought you were gone.
--Withoutyou,never
19.《教父》
Neverlet anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
Jim:Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle:Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you
Lifeis like a box of cholocate,you never know what you will go to get. 《阿甘正传》
ifGod had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh: it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God’s feet, equal — as we are! ’ -------如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会使你难于离开我，就像现在我难于离开你。上帝没有这么做，而我们的灵魂是平等的，就仿佛我们两人穿过坟墓，站在上帝脚下，彼此平等——本来就如此！”《简爱》
it’sa good day to die!《星际争霸》
hey,are you all right?
Doyou think because I am poor, obscure, plain and little I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! I have as much soul as you and fully as much heart。
Tara!Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. 《乱世佳人》
IGuess it comes down to a simple choice. Get busy living or get busy dieing! 《TheShawshank Redemption 》
lovemeans you never have to say you\'re sorry.《lovestory》
I\'ma prisoner in the block untill the gunshot sets me free.《Manof Fire》
Listen,Rose. You’re going to get out of here. You’re going to go on. You’re going to make lots of babies, and you’re going to watch them grow. You’re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?《泰坦尼克号》
F. 谁知道十句英文电影的经典台词学校作业，有题目，谁说的，带翻译。急！！！！！！！！！
20部经典英文电影对白
1.《乱世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“My family first”
8.《罗马假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
“ Will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
具体分析:
背景介绍《警界双雄》（Starsky&Hutch）是美国最新的警匪喜剧片，改编自20世纪70年代着名系列剧。故事发生在一个虚构的海滨城市“湾城”，主角是一对名叫斯塔奇（本·斯蒂勒饰）和哈金森（欧文·威尔逊饰）的警探搭档，他们性格迥异却同样嫉恶如仇。面对势力庞大的贩毒集团，两人闹了不少笑话，不过最终取得了胜利。
下面这段对话发生在影片开头，一具浮尸被冲到岸边，由此揭开了整个案子的序幕。
语言点：1、“nexttoimpossible”直译为“与不可能只差一点”，直白说就是“几乎是不可能的”。“nextto”相当于“impossible”，英语中类似用“nextto”组成的词组很多。如.（路上没什么车，我很快就回家了。）再如，.（我在古玩市场上很便宜地买了这个花瓶。）但要注意如果是“nexttonone”，就不是“几乎等于零”，而是说“不比任何人差，是最好的”。2、“ginger”的原意是姜。但“ginger”在英语中还有“有活力的、灵活的”之意。此外“ginger”还可做动词用。“gingerup”意为“使某物充满活力”。例如：Thepopmusicgingereptheparty.（流行音乐使得聚会充满活力。）
顺便讲点题外话。粤语中有“够姜”一词，通常用来形容某人“狠辣，不易对付”等。英国导演盖·里奇的黑帮片《Lock,StockandTwoSmokingBar-rels》，在香港即有“够姜四小强”的译法。这与英文中的“ginger”异曲同工，都是取姜本身的特性以做譬喻。3、“meatwagon”原意为“送肉食品的马车”。但在美国俚语中有“救护车”的意思。现在已经没法考证是哪个毫无同情心的家伙最早使用的这个词。《警界双雄》中的斯塔奇是个按规则办事、有时甚至显得比较固执的警探。编剧在这里让他使用“meatwagon”一词，为这个角色平添了几分生动。
Starsky：Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body usually bloated. It's next to impossible.
Hutchinson：All right, I say we push it out. Hope the current takes it to the next precinct.
Starsky：Hey, stop it.
Hutchinson：You gotta be very ginger.
Starsky：Hey!
Hutchinson：You point a gun at me? Okay. Fine, have it your way. Knock yourself out.
Starsky：All right, I'm just gonna call in the meat wagon.
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料)
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)
8． It made me look like a ck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)
11． I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡)
以上出自《阿甘正传》
1.It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another. (坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人 。)
2.Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!(记着，希望是件好东西，没准儿是件最好的东西，而且从没有一样好东西会消逝！)
3.Get busy living, Or get busy dying. (忙活，或者等死。)
这三条出自《肖申克的救赎》
G. 求30句经典英文电影对白
《肖申克的救赎》
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.
坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!
记着，希望是件好东西，没准儿是件最好的东西，而且从没有一样好东西会消逝！
Get busy living, Or get busy dying.
忙活，或者等死
《乱世佳人》：After all,tomorrow is another day!
不管怎样，明天是新的一天!
We become the most familiar strangers.
我们变成了世上最熟悉的陌生人。
Later,respectively,wander and suffer sorrow.
今后各自曲折，各自悲哀
1．《阿甘正传》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话，让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会，谁能象阿甘一样去爱。
2．《乱世佳人》： Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. ——《乱世佳人》
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》
4．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》经典对白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
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1．《阿甘正传》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话，让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会，谁能象阿甘一样去爱。
2．《乱世佳人》： Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise.
4．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》经典对白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
9．《天煞-地球反击战》又叫《Independence day》独立日：出自电影中，美国总统为号召全世界的人们一起抵抗外星人的侵略，而发表的一篇慷慨激昂的演讲，全文如下： Today we celebrate our independence day! Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. we will be united in our common interests......you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
10．《when Harry Met Sally》：《when Harry Met Sally》很经典的一部爱情戏剧：电影最后Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我来这）不是因为我寂寞，也不是因为除夕夜。今晚我上这来，因为如果你知道了自己想和谁一起度过余生，你会希望余生开始得越早越好！
11．《罗马假日》：《罗马假日》结尾奥黛丽.赫本的一句台词 "Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to.....Rome, by all means Rome. I will cherish my vivid here in memory, as long as l live."
12．《007》：占士邦的口头禅创吉尼斯记录 "Bond -- James Bond" It was the all-time most-famous movie phrase, the Guinness Book of Records declaring.
13．《City of Angels》： I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
14．《初恋的回忆》： from初恋的回忆--a very moving film love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and it is not resentful. love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust , to hope and to enre, whatever comes!
15．《这个杀手不太冷》： No women, No kids. 体现专业杀手的敬业原则
《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
《终结者》
"I\'ll be back!"
《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that\'s all I\'ve wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
《空军一号》
“My family first”
《绿野仙踪》
"There\'s no place like home."
《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
简-爱 ：
简：您为什么对我讲这些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什么关系？您以为我穷，不好看，就没有感情吗？告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就想我现在难以离开您。可上帝没有这样做，但我的灵魂能够同您的灵魂说话，仿佛我们都经过 坟墓，平等地站在上帝面前。
Why do you confide in me like this? What are you and she to me? You think that because I'm poor and plain, Ihave no feelings? I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you. But He did not. But my spirit can address yours, as if both have passed through the grave and stood before heaven equal.
简：让我走，先生。Let me go, sir.
罗切斯特：我爱你。我爱你！I love you. I love you!
简：别，别让我干傻事。No, don't make me foolish.
罗切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布兰奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什么？我知道我对她意味着什么，是使她父亲的土地变得肥沃的金钱。嫁给我，简 。说你嫁给我。
Foolish? I need you. What's Blanch to me? I know what I am to her. Money to manure her father's land with. Marry me, Jane. Say you marry me.
简：你是说真的？You mean it?
罗切斯特：你的怀疑折磨着我，答应吧，答应吧。(他把她搂在怀里，吻她。)上帝饶恕我，别让任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。
You torture me with your doubts.Say yes,say yes(He takes hersintoshis arm and kisser her.)God forgive me.And let no men meddle with me.She is mine.Mine.
简发现罗切斯特先生有个精神失常的妻子之后。After Jane finds out Mr. Rochester has an insane wife.
罗切斯特：总算出来了。你把自己关在房间里一个人伤心。一句责难的话也没有。什么都没有。这就是对我的惩罚？我不是有心要这样伤你，你相信吗？我无论如何也不会伤害你，我怎么办？都对你说了我就会失去你，那我还不如去死。
So come out at last.You shut yourself in your room and grieve alone. Not one word of reproach.Nothing.Is that to be my punishment? I didn't mean to wound you like this. Do you believe that?I wouldn't hurt you not for the world.What was I to do? Confess everything I might as well have lost my life.
简：你已经失去我了，爱德华。我也失去了您。You have lost me, Edward.And I've lost you.
罗切斯特：为什么跟我说这些？继续惩罚我吗？简，我已经受够了！我生平第一次找到我真正的爱，你不要把她拿走。
Why did you say that to me? To punish me a little longer? Jane, I've been though! For the first time I have found what I can truly love. Don't take if away from me.
简：我必须离开您。I must leave you.
H. 急求40个经典英语电影台词
一共22+20=42句台词
1，Frankly，my dear，I don’t give a damn.
坦白说，亲爱的，我一点也不在乎。（《乱世佳人》1939）
2，I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
我会给他点好处，他无法拒绝。（《教父》1972）
3，You don’t understand！Icoulda had class.I coulda been a contender.I could’ve been somebody，instead of a bum，which is what I am.
你根本不能明白！我本可以获得社会地位，我本可以是个竞争者，我本可以是任何有头有脸的人而不是一个毫无价值的游民！（《码头风云》1954）
4，Toto，I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
托托，我想我们再也回不去堪萨斯了。（《绿野仙踪》1939）
5，Here’s looking at you，kid.
就看你的了，孩子。（《卡萨布兰卡》1942）
6，Go ahead，make my day.
来吧，让我也高兴高兴。（《拨云见日》1983）
7，All right，Mr.DeMille，I’m ready for my close－up.
好了，德米勒先生，我已经准备好拍摄我的特写镜头了。（《日落大道》1950）
8，May the Force be with you.
愿原力与你同在。（《星球大战》1977）
9，Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
系紧你的安全带，这将是一个颠簸的夜晚。（《彗星美人》1950）
10，You talking to me？
你是在和我说话吗？（《出租车司机》1976）
12，I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
我喜欢闻弥漫在清晨空气中的汽油弹味道。（《现代启示录》1979）
13，Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
爱就是永远不必说对不起。（《爱情故事》1970
14，Made it，Ma！Top of the world！
好好去做吧，站在世界之巅！（《歼匪喋血战》1949）
15，I’m as mad as hell，and I’m not going to take this anymore！
我疯狂得如同地狱中的恶魔，我不会再这样继续下去了！（《电视台风云》1976）
16，Louis，I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
路易斯，我认为这是一段美好友谊的开始。（《卡萨布兰卡》1942）
17，《海上钢琴师》
Why why why why why... I think land people waste a lot of time wondering why. Winter comes they can't wait for summer; summer comes they're living drilled of winter. That's why you're never tired of travelling, with chasing some place far away, where there's always summer. That doesn't sound like a good bet to me.
陆上的人喜欢寻根究底，虚度很多的光阴。冬天忧虑夏天的迟来，夏天担心冬天的将至。所以你们不停到处去追求一个遥不可及、四季如夏的地方。我并不羡慕。
18， All that city. You just couldn’t see the end to it. The end? Please? You please just show me where it ends? It was all very fine on that gangway. And I was grand too, in my overcoat. I cut quite a figure. And I was getting off. Guaranteed. There was no problem. It wasn’t what I saw that stopped me, Max. It was what I didn’t see. You understand that? What I didn’t see. In all that sprawling city there was everything except an end. There was no end. What I did not see was where the whole thing came to an end. The end of the world...
所有那些城市，你就是无法看见尽头。尽头？拜托！拜托你给我看它的尽头在哪？当时，站在舷梯向外看还好。我那时穿着大衣，感觉也很棒，觉得自己前途无量，然后我就要下船去。放心！完全没问题！可是，阻止了我的脚步的，并不是我所看见的东西，而是我所无法看见的那些东西。你明白么？我看不见的那些。在那个无限蔓延的城市里，什么东西都有，可惟独没有尽头。根本就没有尽头。我看不见的是这一切的尽头，世界的尽头。
19，Take the piano. Keys begin. Keys end. You know there are 88 of them. They’re not infinite. You’re infinite. And on those keys, the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by. But you get me up on that gangway, and you roll them out in front of me. Keyboards have millions and billions of keys that never end. That keyboard is infinite. Then on that keyboard there’s no music you can play. That’s God’s piano.
拿钢琴来说.键盘有始亦有终。你确切地知道88个键就在那儿，错不了。它们并不是无限的，而你，才是无限的。你能在键盘上表现的音乐是无限的。我喜欢这样，我能轻松应付。而你现在让我走过跳板，走到城市里,等着我的是一个没有尽头的键盘。我又怎能在这样的键盘上弹奏呢？那是上帝的键盘啊！
20，Did you see the streets? There’re thousands of them. How do you choose just one? One woman, one house, one way to die……. You don’t even know where it comes to an end. Aren’t you ever just scared of breaking apart with the thought of it?
你看到那数不清的街道吗？如何只选择其中一条去走？一个共渡一生的女人，一幢属于自己的屋子，一种生与死的方式~~~~ 你甚至不知道什么时候才是尽头。一想到这个，难道不会害怕、会崩溃吗？
21，《搏击俱乐部》
Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of
history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great
depression. Our great war’s a spiritual war. Our great depression
is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won’t. We’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very
pissed off.
广告诱惑我们买车子，衣服，于是拼命工作买不需要的东西，我们是被历史
遗忘的一代，没有目的，没有地位，没有世界大战，没有经济大恐慌，我们的
大战只是心灵之战，我们的恐慌只是我们的生活。我们从小看电视，相信有一
天会成为富翁，明星或摇滚巨星，但是我们不会。那是我们渐渐面对的现实，
我们非常非常愤怒。
22，You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
工作不能代表你，银行存款并不能代表你，你开的车也不能代表你，皮夹里
的东西不能代表你，衣服也不能代表你，你只是平凡众生中的其中一个.
20部经典英文电影对白
1.《乱世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“My family first”
8.《罗马假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
“ Will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
I. 急需英文电影中的二人经典对白！
1.《乱世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“My family first”
8.《罗马假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not towatch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
“ Will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
J. 寻找经典对白
“人在江湖飘，谁能不挨刀？白驼山壮骨粉，内用外服均有奇效。挨了刀涂一包，还想
再挨第二刀，闪了腰吃一包，活到二百不显老。白驼山壮骨粉，青春的粉，友谊的粉，
华山论剑指定营养品，本镇各大药铺医馆均有销售，购买时，请认准黑蛤蟆防伪标志，
呱，呱……”
交出臭鸡蛋，释放人质... ...
“到了山顶才了现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步”
“有时候抓贼就是这么简单”
吕秀才：我刺你一剑你说四个字，我刺了你两剑你说了三万六千个字，为什么？
郭芙蓉：……
吕秀才：我刺你第一剑时你说“大侠饶命”，我刺你第二剑时你说“三万六千个字”！
里面的人听着，交出臭豆腐，释放人质！！！
“啊，我那炽热的肱二头肌啊~~~ ！！”
盗神：有你这么做贼的吗？偷了东西还帮人收拾屋子
盗圣（白）：那不收拾能行吗？人家要跟踪脚印追呢？
盗神：东西到手了，你玩几天还给人家送回去？
盗圣：不送回去能行么？你丢东西不着急啊！
“你们说我是那么爱钱的人么？”
“你就是！”
“我羞”
“知道羞就好”
“羞并快乐着”
莫小贝:你就让额去死好了!
老板娘:想死?!等学完了再说!
小米：你这是什么
路人：一文钱啊
小米：你知道今天什么日子吗？
路人：……
小米：今天是十五，初一十五是丐休日，给你。
转天，小米又遇上路人
小米：还我钱
路人：你不是不要吗
小米：昨天是十五，今天是十六我上班
小米：乞丐也是有尊严的
小米：你干吗抢我碗
老白：废话，路上就你一人不抢你抢谁
李大嘴他妈训他的时候说的话也挺逗的，
他娘：我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢~！
李大嘴：那是你口重~！~
他娘：我过的桥比你走的路还多呢！~
李大嘴：那是我懒得动~！~！
郭芙蓉夸邢捕头：真是堪称七侠镇的一霸~！
李大嘴：那一妈是谁啊？？？
吕秀才练习向郭芙蓉讨债时自言自语：
小郭，最近怎么样？有什么困难就说，
没有困难制造困难也要说~！~！
你确定一定以及肯定?(郭芙蓉)
小贝捏了三个泥人
一个叫张飞，一个叫岳飞，还有一个叫王菲
芙蓉和秀才PK那段爆有劲：
芙蓉：假设我三掌就能拍死你，每拍一掌，你就惨叫一声“女侠饶命”，那么请问：在你临死之前你要说几个字？
秀才：我拒绝回答这个问题。
芙蓉：那就算作自动弃权。
秀才：惨叫3次，每次4个字，一共12个字。
芙蓉：错！是9个字！
秀才：为什么啊？
芙蓉：第一掌下去，“女侠饶命”，四个字；第二掌下去，“女侠饶命”，八个字；第三掌下去，立刻死翘翘，你只说了一个字“啊”，8+1=9。
问：你怎么偏抢他啊。
答：这么晚了街上还有别人吗
问：你怎么偏抢他的碗啊
答：他还有别的吗
展堂：演技派？！说我是演技派？！！这不是骂人嘛！！！我是偶像派的！！！
邢捕:现场在哪儿?尸体在哪儿?人证物证暂住证....= =!!
吕秀才：我能干什么？
老板娘看看他，说：你就好好活着吧。
然后指指柜台说：站那里不要动。
吕秀才：为什么？
老板娘：节省体力，吃饭少吃点。
吕秀才马上跑柜台前面，面无表情，一动不动。
还有今天老白和刑捕头，两人摆酷。
老白：“你的刀呢？”
刑捕头：“手中无刀，心中有刀。”
老白：“错了，最高境界是手中无刀，心中也无刀。”
然后两人拉开架势——石头剪子布！
刑捕头输，抗议：“你不是说手中无刀，心中也无刀吗？”
老白：“对呀，我这是剪子，不是刀！”
白展堂甩头发的动作太搞笑了
"我是少爷的身子,跑腿的命啊!"甩头出门(拉客人~)
一个月要洗10次澡,一年要洗多少次?
120次.
错
为什么呀?
正月里不让洗澡
看到你这呆样子，我就想野蛮~~
路费要不要报啊？
不用，朝廷每年都发补贴
小郭和老板娘在编什么故事， 老邢很严肃的指着自己的脑袋：“你看看这是什么？”
“。。是。。是你的头啊。。。”
“对！ 可是它里面没进水！”
盗墓者：我们也是人呀！我们也需要认可，我们也需要嘉奖！！！
不要说掌门，就是掌窗户也不行！！
你真是扶不起来的阿斗
阿斗是谁？
水许里的，109将
你是知不道啊,就她那副嘴脸,变化之快,演技之高,在我平生所见的人当中,只有青霞和曼玉能与之抗衡"
那还得是她发挥失常,青霞曼玉超水平发挥啊..."
小强都没她强~~
——我有一个好消息一个坏消息，先听哪个?
——好消息。
——这事我不追究了。
——那坏消息呢？
——你得给我20两银子。。。。。
等着挨板子吧,跟你的娇臀说再见.....= =!!
展堂:我没事儿,十三太保金钟罩,俺练的就是屁股....
演成这样不错了!这念头哪有好演员!
佟:一个人如果让我感激,我就把命都交给他;一个人如果让我感动,我就把自己交给他!
白:行啊小锅,还学会绣企鹅啦?
佟:那是鸳鸯!!
小郭的春联 上联：猴年过完是鸡年
下联：鸡年过完是狗年
横批：混过一年是一年！
秀才：那为什么不让我写春联呢
老板娘：你的字太瘦了，不喜庆，到清明节我再让你写啊！
小郭：你是选择喜欢你的人，还是你喜欢的人？
老板娘：腻看呢？
小郭：你一定选择你喜欢的！
老板娘（不好意思）：腻咋看出来了么？
小郭：因为没人喜欢你！
说明：绝顶高手姬无命欲杀死秀才，结果被秀才说死……
姬无命（以下简称姬）：想怎么死，我成全你。
秀才：慢着，杀我可以，不过得先说明了，我到底死在谁的手里？
姬：废话，我呀。
秀才：我……是……谁……
姬：我怎么知道你是谁啊？
秀才（笑）：问题来了吧。
姬（一头雾水）：什么意思啊？
秀才：这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了，在你身上一直以来就有一个问题缠绕着你。
姬：什么意思啊？
秀才：我，是谁？
姬：这，我已经知道了。
秀才：不，你不知道。你知道吗，你是谁？姬无命吗？不，这只是个名字，一个代号。你可以叫姬无命，我也可以叫姬无命，他们都可以。把代号拿掉之后呢，你又是谁？
姬：我不知道，我也不用知道。
秀才：好，好，那你再回答我另一个问题：我是谁？
姬：这个问题已经问过了。
秀才：不，我刚才问的是本我，现在问的是自我。
姬：这有什么区别吗？
秀才：举个例子，当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时，你的代号也是我，这意味着什么呢？这是否意味着你就是我，而我也就是你……
姬：这个问题没什么意义。
秀才：那就问几个有意义的。我生从何来，死往何处？我为何要出现在这个世界上？我的出现对这个世界意味着什么？是世界选择了我，还是我选择了世界？
姬：够了……！
秀才：我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗？宇宙是否有尽头？时间是否有长短？过去的时间在哪里消失？未来的时间又在何处停止？我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才提到的问题吗？
姬（头都大了）：我杀了你！
秀才高喊：是谁杀了我，而我又杀了谁？
姬（愣了）：是我杀了我？
秀才：回答正确！动手吧！
于是，一代绝顶高手姬无命就这样丧命了。