A. 求電影經典對白…英文版……
1.《亂世佳人》
tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
jack: "you must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"bond. james bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
momma always said: "life is like a box of chocolates, forrest. you never know what youre gonna get."
mother: its my time. its just my time. oh, now, dont you be afraid sweetheart. death is just a part of life, something were all destined to do. i didnt know it. but i was destined to be your momma. i did the best i could.
jenny: are you stupid or something?
forrest: momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"ill be back!"
6.《英國病人》
we die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. i want all this marked on my body. we are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. i know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, thats all ive wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「my family first」
8.《羅馬假日》
i have to leave you now. im going to that corner there,and turn. you stay in car and drive away. promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. just drive away and leave me as i leave you.
well, life isnt always what one likes, isnt it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"theres no place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
it』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
would you be shocked if i changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
i could dance with you』till the cows come home.on second thoughts，i』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美夢成真》
the end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 phenomenon》
「 will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「 no， ill love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
if theres any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--i thought you were gone.
--without you,never
19.《教父》
never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
jim: michelle, youre the one woman i want to be with and the woman i cant be without. i love you !
michelle: jim, i have trouble finding the words to tell you how i feel and i realize something. love isnt just a feeling, love is something you do. its a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. jim youve give me everything ive ever wanted and its my solemn vow to give everything i am to you.
B. 求英文電影中的經典對白
1.《亂世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「My family first」
8.《羅馬假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美夢成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
「 Will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「 No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
C. 高分求經典英語電影的經典對白。
1．《阿甘正傳》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母親在臨終前對兒子說的話。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 當阿甘喊出這句話，讓我不能控制的掉下眼淚。 至今仍然忘不了。 在這個社會，誰能象阿甘一樣去愛。
2．《亂世佳人》： Tara! Home! I『ll go home, and I『ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. ——《亂世佳人》
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的對白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》
4．《兄弟連》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,」 But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孫子問我"爺爺，你是大戰中的英雄嗎？我回答：不......但我與英雄 們一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉華萊士："是啊，如果戰斗，可能會死。如果逃跑，至少還能活。年復一年，直 到壽終正寢。你們！願不願意用這么多苟活的日子去換一個機會，就一個機會！那就是回 來，告訴敵人，他們也許能奪走我們的生命，但是，他們永遠奪不走我們的自由！" "我們的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》經典對白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四個婚禮和一個葬禮》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大話西遊》大話西遊經典對白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
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2 回復：曾經感動我們的經典英文電影對白
泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
《終結者》
"I\'ll be back!"
《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that\'s all I\'ve wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
《空軍一號》
「My family first」
《綠野仙蹤》
"There\'s no place like home."
《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
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3 回復：曾經感動我們的經典英文電影對白
．《天煞-地球反擊戰》又叫《Independence day》獨立日：出自電影中，美國總統為號召全世界的人們一起抵抗外星人的侵略，而發表的一篇慷慨激昂的演講，全文如下： Today we celebrate our independence day! Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. we will be united in our common interests......you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
10．《when Harry Met Sally》：《when Harry Met Sally》很經典的一部愛情戲劇：電影最後Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我來這）不是因為我寂寞，也不是因為除夕夜。今晚我上這來，因為如果你知道了自己想和誰一起度過餘生，你會希望餘生開始得越早越好！
11．《羅馬假日》：《羅馬假日》結尾奧黛麗.赫本的一句台詞 "Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to.....Rome, by all means Rome. I will cherish my vivid here in memory, as long as l live."
12．《007》：占士邦的口頭禪創吉尼斯記錄 "Bond -- James Bond" It was the all-time most-famous movie phrase, the Guinness Book of Records declaring.
13．《City of Angels》： I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
14．《初戀的回憶》： from初戀的回憶--a very moving film love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and it is not resentful. love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust , to hope and to enre, whatever comes!
D. 英文精彩電影的經典對白(中英對照)
《亂世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
《終結者》
「I』ll be back!」
《空軍一號》
「My family first!」
《綠野仙蹤》
「There』s no place like home!」
《美夢成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
E. 求簡單的20句英文電影對白
經典英文電影對白
1.《亂世佳人》
Tomorrowis another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
Jack:"You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond.James Bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
Mommaalways said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother:It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny:Are you stupid or something?
Forrest:Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"I'llbe back!"
6.《英國病人》
Wedie, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「Myfamily first」
8.《羅馬假日》
Ihave to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well,life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"There'sno place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
Ofall the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，shewalks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It』snot the men in your life that counts，it』sthe life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
Wouldyou be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
Icould dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』drather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜?克里斯蒂》
Gimmea visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美夢成真》
Theend ，isonly the beginning.
16.《Phenomenon》
「Will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「No，I'll love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
Ifthere's any kind of magic in this world，it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--Ithought you were gone.
--Withoutyou,never
19.《教父》
Neverlet anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
Jim:Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle:Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you
Lifeis like a box of cholocate,you never know what you will go to get. 《阿甘正傳》
ifGod had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh: it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God』s feet, equal — as we are! 』 -------如果上帝賜予我財富和美貌，我會使你難於離開我，就像現在我難於離開你。上帝沒有這么做，而我們的靈魂是平等的，就彷彿我們兩人穿過墳墓，站在上帝腳下，彼此平等——本來就如此！」《簡愛》
it』sa good day to die!《星際爭霸》
hey,are you all right?
Doyou think because I am poor, obscure, plain and little I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! I have as much soul as you and fully as much heart。
Tara!Home! I『ll go home, and I『ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. 《亂世佳人》
IGuess it comes down to a simple choice. Get busy living or get busy dieing! 《TheShawshank Redemption 》
lovemeans you never have to say you\'re sorry.《lovestory》
I\'ma prisoner in the block untill the gunshot sets me free.《Manof Fire》
Listen,Rose. You』re going to get out of here. You』re going to go on. You』re going to make lots of babies, and you』re going to watch them grow. You』re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?《泰坦尼克號》
F. 誰知道十句英文電影的經典台詞學校作業，有題目，誰說的，帶翻譯。急！！！！！！！！！
20部經典英文電影對白
1.《亂世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「My family first」
8.《羅馬假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美夢成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
「 Will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「 No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
具體分析:
背景介紹《警界雙雄》（Starsky&Hutch）是美國最新的警匪喜劇片，改編自20世紀70年代著名系列劇。故事發生在一個虛構的海濱城市「灣城」，主角是一對名叫斯塔奇（本·斯蒂勒飾）和哈金森（歐文·威爾遜飾）的警探搭檔，他們性格迥異卻同樣嫉惡如仇。面對勢力龐大的販毒集團，兩人鬧了不少笑話，不過最終取得了勝利。
下面這段對話發生在影片開頭，一具浮屍被沖到岸邊，由此揭開了整個案子的序幕。
語言點：1、「nexttoimpossible」直譯為「與不可能只差一點」，直白說就是「幾乎是不可能的」。「nextto」相當於「impossible」，英語中類似用「nextto」組成的片語很多。如.（路上沒什麼車，我很快就回家了。）再如，.（我在古玩市場上很便宜地買了這個花瓶。）但要注意如果是「nexttonone」，就不是「幾乎等於零」，而是說「不比任何人差，是最好的」。2、「ginger」的原意是姜。但「ginger」在英語中還有「有活力的、靈活的」之意。此外「ginger」還可做動詞用。「gingerup」意為「使某物充滿活力」。例如：Thepopmusicgingereptheparty.（流行音樂使得聚會充滿活力。）
順便講點題外話。粵語中有「夠姜」一詞，通常用來形容某人「狠辣，不易對付」等。英國導演蓋·里奇的黑幫片《Lock,StockandTwoSmokingBar-rels》，在香港即有「夠姜四小強」的譯法。這與英文中的「ginger」異曲同工，都是取姜本身的特性以做譬喻。3、「meatwagon」原意為「送肉食品的馬車」。但在美國俚語中有「救護車」的意思。現在已經沒法考證是哪個毫無同情心的傢伙最早使用的這個詞。《警界雙雄》中的斯塔奇是個按規則辦事、有時甚至顯得比較固執的警探。編劇在這里讓他使用「meatwagon」一詞，為這個角色平添了幾分生動。
Starsky：Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body usually bloated. It's next to impossible.
Hutchinson：All right, I say we push it out. Hope the current takes it to the next precinct.
Starsky：Hey, stop it.
Hutchinson：You gotta be very ginger.
Starsky：Hey!
Hutchinson：You point a gun at me? Okay. Fine, have it your way. Knock yourself out.
Starsky：All right, I'm just gonna call in the meat wagon.
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you』re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，結果往往出人意料)
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解為傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇跡每天都在發生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不離)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有沒有為將來打算過呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你離開我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don』t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻煩，不要逞強，你就跑，遠遠跑開)
8． It made me look like a ck in water.(它讓我如魚得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we』re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我們註定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(這些年我一塌糊塗)
11． I don』t know if we each have a destiny, or if we』re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我們是否有著各自的命運，還是只是到處隨風飄盪)
以上出自《阿甘正傳》
1.It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another. (堅強的人只能救贖自己，偉大的人才能拯救他人 。)
2.Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!(記著，希望是件好東西，沒准兒是件最好的東西，而且從沒有一樣好東西會消逝！)
3.Get busy living, Or get busy dying. (忙活，或者等死。)
這三條出自《肖申克的救贖》
G. 求30句經典英文電影對白
《肖申克的救贖》
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.
堅強的人只能救贖自己，偉大的人才能拯救他人。
Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!
記著，希望是件好東西，沒准兒是件最好的東西，而且從沒有一樣好東西會消逝！
Get busy living, Or get busy dying.
忙活，或者等死
《亂世佳人》：After all,tomorrow is another day!
不管怎樣，明天是新的一天!
We become the most familiar strangers.
我們變成了世上最熟悉的陌生人。
Later,respectively,wander and suffer sorrow.
今後各自曲折，各自悲哀
1．《阿甘正傳》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母親在臨終前對兒子說的話。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 當阿甘喊出這句話，讓我不能控制的掉下眼淚。 至今仍然忘不了。 在這個社會，誰能象阿甘一樣去愛。
2．《亂世佳人》： Tara! Home! I『ll go home, and I『ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. ——《亂世佳人》
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的對白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》
4．《兄弟連》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,」 But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孫子問我"爺爺，你是大戰中的英雄嗎？我回答：不......但我與英雄 們一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉華萊士："是啊，如果戰斗，可能會死。如果逃跑，至少還能活。年復一年，直 到壽終正寢。你們！願不願意用這么多苟活的日子去換一個機會，就一個機會！那就是回 來，告訴敵人，他們也許能奪走我們的生命，但是，他們永遠奪不走我們的自由！" "我們的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》經典對白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四個婚禮和一個葬禮》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大話西遊》大話西遊經典對白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
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1．《阿甘正傳》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母親在臨終前對兒子說的話。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 當阿甘喊出這句話，讓我不能控制的掉下眼淚。 至今仍然忘不了。 在這個社會，誰能象阿甘一樣去愛。
2．《亂世佳人》： Tara! Home! I『ll go home, and I『ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的對白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise.
4．《兄弟連》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,」 But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孫子問我"爺爺，你是大戰中的英雄嗎？我回答：不......但我與英雄 們一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉華萊士："是啊，如果戰斗，可能會死。如果逃跑，至少還能活。年復一年，直 到壽終正寢。你們！願不願意用這么多苟活的日子去換一個機會，就一個機會！那就是回 來，告訴敵人，他們也許能奪走我們的生命，但是，他們永遠奪不走我們的自由！" "我們的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》經典對白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四個婚禮和一個葬禮》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大話西遊》大話西遊經典對白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
9．《天煞-地球反擊戰》又叫《Independence day》獨立日：出自電影中，美國總統為號召全世界的人們一起抵抗外星人的侵略，而發表的一篇慷慨激昂的演講，全文如下： Today we celebrate our independence day! Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. we will be united in our common interests......you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
10．《when Harry Met Sally》：《when Harry Met Sally》很經典的一部愛情戲劇：電影最後Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我來這）不是因為我寂寞，也不是因為除夕夜。今晚我上這來，因為如果你知道了自己想和誰一起度過餘生，你會希望餘生開始得越早越好！
11．《羅馬假日》：《羅馬假日》結尾奧黛麗.赫本的一句台詞 "Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to.....Rome, by all means Rome. I will cherish my vivid here in memory, as long as l live."
12．《007》：占士邦的口頭禪創吉尼斯記錄 "Bond -- James Bond" It was the all-time most-famous movie phrase, the Guinness Book of Records declaring.
13．《City of Angels》： I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
14．《初戀的回憶》： from初戀的回憶--a very moving film love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and it is not resentful. love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust , to hope and to enre, whatever comes!
15．《這個殺手不太冷》： No women, No kids. 體現專業殺手的敬業原則
《泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
《終結者》
"I\'ll be back!"
《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that\'s all I\'ve wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
《空軍一號》
「My family first」
《綠野仙蹤》
"There\'s no place like home."
《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
簡-愛 ：
簡：您為什麼對我講這些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什麼關系？您以為我窮，不好看，就沒有感情嗎？告訴你吧，如果上帝賜予我財富和美貌，我會讓您難以離開我，就想我現在難以離開您。可上帝沒有這樣做，但我的靈魂能夠同您的靈魂說話，彷彿我們都經過 墳墓，平等地站在上帝面前。
Why do you confide in me like this? What are you and she to me? You think that because I'm poor and plain, Ihave no feelings? I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you. But He did not. But my spirit can address yours, as if both have passed through the grave and stood before heaven equal.
簡：讓我走，先生。Let me go, sir.
羅切斯特：我愛你。我愛你！I love you. I love you!
簡：別，別讓我干傻事。No, don't make me foolish.
羅切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布蘭奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什麼？我知道我對她意味著什麼，是使她父親的土地變得肥沃的金錢。嫁給我，簡 。說你嫁給我。
Foolish? I need you. What's Blanch to me? I know what I am to her. Money to manure her father's land with. Marry me, Jane. Say you marry me.
簡：你是說真的？You mean it?
羅切斯特：你的懷疑折磨著我，答應吧，答應吧。(他把她摟在懷里，吻她。)上帝饒恕我，別讓任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。
You torture me with your doubts.Say yes,say yes(He takes hersintoshis arm and kisser her.)God forgive me.And let no men meddle with me.She is mine.Mine.
簡發現羅切斯特先生有個精神失常的妻子之後。After Jane finds out Mr. Rochester has an insane wife.
羅切斯特：總算出來了。你把自己關在房間里一個人傷心。一句責難的話也沒有。什麼都沒有。這就是對我的懲罰？我不是有心要這樣傷你，你相信嗎？我無論如何也不會傷害你，我怎麼辦？都對你說了我就會失去你，那我還不如去死。
So come out at last.You shut yourself in your room and grieve alone. Not one word of reproach.Nothing.Is that to be my punishment? I didn't mean to wound you like this. Do you believe that?I wouldn't hurt you not for the world.What was I to do? Confess everything I might as well have lost my life.
簡：你已經失去我了，愛德華。我也失去了您。You have lost me, Edward.And I've lost you.
羅切斯特：為什麼跟我說這些？繼續懲罰我嗎？簡，我已經受夠了！我生平第一次找到我真正的愛，你不要把她拿走。
Why did you say that to me? To punish me a little longer? Jane, I've been though! For the first time I have found what I can truly love. Don't take if away from me.
簡：我必須離開您。I must leave you.
H. 急求40個經典英語電影台詞
一共22+20=42句台詞
1，Frankly，my dear，I don』t give a damn.
坦白說，親愛的，我一點也不在乎。（《亂世佳人》1939）
2，I』m going to make him an offer he can』t refuse.
我會給他點好處，他無法拒絕。（《教父》1972）
3，You don』t understand！Icoulda had class.I coulda been a contender.I could』ve been somebody，instead of a bum，which is what I am.
你根本不能明白！我本可以獲得社會地位，我本可以是個競爭者，我本可以是任何有頭有臉的人而不是一個毫無價值的遊民！（《碼頭風雲》1954）
4，Toto，I』ve got a feeling we』re not in Kansas anymore.
托托，我想我們再也回不去堪薩斯了。（《綠野仙蹤》1939）
5，Here』s looking at you，kid.
就看你的了，孩子。（《卡薩布蘭卡》1942）
6，Go ahead，make my day.
來吧，讓我也高興高興。（《撥雲見日》1983）
7，All right，Mr.DeMille，I』m ready for my close－up.
好了，德米勒先生，我已經准備好拍攝我的特寫鏡頭了。（《日落大道》1950）
8，May the Force be with you.
願原力與你同在。（《星球大戰》1977）
9，Fasten your seatbelts. It』s going to be a bumpy night.
系緊你的安全帶，這將是一個顛簸的夜晚。（《彗星美人》1950）
10，You talking to me？
你是在和我說話嗎？（《計程車司機》1976）
12，I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
我喜歡聞彌漫在清晨空氣中的汽油彈味道。（《現代啟示錄》1979）
13，Love means never having to say you』re sorry.
愛就是永遠不必說對不起。（《愛情故事》1970
14，Made it，Ma！Top of the world！
好好去做吧，站在世界之巔！（《殲匪喋血戰》1949）
15，I』m as mad as hell，and I』m not going to take this anymore！
我瘋狂得如同地獄中的惡魔，我不會再這樣繼續下去了！（《電視台風雲》1976）
16，Louis，I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
路易斯，我認為這是一段美好友誼的開始。（《卡薩布蘭卡》1942）
17，《海上鋼琴師》
Why why why why why... I think land people waste a lot of time wondering why. Winter comes they can't wait for summer; summer comes they're living drilled of winter. That's why you're never tired of travelling, with chasing some place far away, where there's always summer. That doesn't sound like a good bet to me.
陸上的人喜歡尋根究底，虛度很多的光陰。冬天憂慮夏天的遲來，夏天擔心冬天的將至。所以你們不停到處去追求一個遙不可及、四季如夏的地方。我並不羨慕。
18， All that city. You just couldn』t see the end to it. The end? Please? You please just show me where it ends? It was all very fine on that gangway. And I was grand too, in my overcoat. I cut quite a figure. And I was getting off. Guaranteed. There was no problem. It wasn』t what I saw that stopped me, Max. It was what I didn』t see. You understand that? What I didn』t see. In all that sprawling city there was everything except an end. There was no end. What I did not see was where the whole thing came to an end. The end of the world...
所有那些城市，你就是無法看見盡頭。盡頭？拜託！拜託你給我看它的盡頭在哪？當時，站在舷梯向外看還好。我那時穿著大衣，感覺也很棒，覺得自己前途無量，然後我就要下船去。放心！完全沒問題！可是，阻止了我的腳步的，並不是我所看見的東西，而是我所無法看見的那些東西。你明白么？我看不見的那些。在那個無限蔓延的城市裡，什麼東西都有，可惟獨沒有盡頭。根本就沒有盡頭。我看不見的是這一切的盡頭，世界的盡頭。
19，Take the piano. Keys begin. Keys end. You know there are 88 of them. They』re not infinite. You』re infinite. And on those keys, the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by. But you get me up on that gangway, and you roll them out in front of me. Keyboards have millions and billions of keys that never end. That keyboard is infinite. Then on that keyboard there』s no music you can play. That』s God』s piano.
拿鋼琴來說.鍵盤有始亦有終。你確切地知道88個鍵就在那兒，錯不了。它們並不是無限的，而你，才是無限的。你能在鍵盤上表現的音樂是無限的。我喜歡這樣，我能輕松應付。而你現在讓我走過跳板，走到城市裡,等著我的是一個沒有盡頭的鍵盤。我又怎能在這樣的鍵盤上彈奏呢？那是上帝的鍵盤啊！
20，Did you see the streets? There』re thousands of them. How do you choose just one? One woman, one house, one way to die……. You don』t even know where it comes to an end. Aren』t you ever just scared of breaking apart with the thought of it?
你看到那數不清的街道嗎？如何只選擇其中一條去走？一個共渡一生的女人，一幢屬於自己的屋子，一種生與死的方式~~~~ 你甚至不知道什麼時候才是盡頭。一想到這個，難道不會害怕、會崩潰嗎？
21，《搏擊俱樂部》
Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don』t need. We』re the middle children of
history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great
depression. Our great war』s a spiritual war. Our great depression
is our lives. We』ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we』d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won』t. We』re slowly learning that fact. And we』re very, very
pissed off.
廣告誘惑我們買車子，衣服，於是拚命工作買不需要的東西，我們是被歷史
遺忘的一代，沒有目的，沒有地位，沒有世界大戰，沒有經濟大恐慌，我們的
大戰只是心靈之戰，我們的恐慌只是我們的生活。我們從小看電視，相信有一
天會成為富翁，明星或搖滾巨星，但是我們不會。那是我們漸漸面對的現實，
我們非常非常憤怒。
22，You』re not your job. You』re not how much money you have in the bank. You』re not the car you drive. You』re not the contents of your wallet. You』re not your fucking khakis. You』re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
工作不能代表你，銀行存款並不能代表你，你開的車也不能代表你，皮夾里
的東西不能代表你，衣服也不能代表你，你只是平凡眾生中的其中一個.
20部經典英文電影對白
1.《亂世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「My family first」
8.《羅馬假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美夢成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
「 Will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「 No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
I. 急需英文電影中的二人經典對白！
1.《亂世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「My family first」
8.《羅馬假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not towatch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts，it』s the life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美夢成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
「 Will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「 No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
J. 尋找經典對白
「人在江湖飄，誰能不挨刀？白駝山壯骨粉，內用外服均有奇效。挨了刀塗一包，還想
再挨第二刀，閃了腰吃一包，活到二百不顯老。白駝山壯骨粉，青春的粉，友誼的粉，
華山論劍指定營養品，本鎮各大葯鋪醫館均有銷售，購買時，請認准黑蛤蟆防偽標志，
呱，呱……」
交出臭雞蛋，釋放人質... ...
「到了山頂才了現，錯誤的路和正確的路就差那麼幾步」
「有時候抓賊就是這么簡單」
呂秀才：我刺你一劍你說四個字，我刺了你兩劍你說了三萬六千個字，為什麼？
郭芙蓉：……
呂秀才：我刺你第一劍時你說「大俠饒命」，我刺你第二劍時你說「三萬六千個字」！
裡面的人聽著，交出臭豆腐，釋放人質！！！
「啊，我那熾熱的肱二頭肌啊~~~ ！！」
盜神：有你這么做賊的嗎？偷了東西還幫人收拾屋子
盜聖（白）：那不收拾能行嗎？人家要跟蹤腳印追呢？
盜神：東西到手了，你玩幾天還給人家送回去？
盜聖：不送回去能行么？你丟東西不著急啊！
「你們說我是那麼愛錢的人么？」
「你就是！」
「我羞」
「知道羞就好」
「羞並快樂著」
莫小貝:你就讓額去死好了!
老闆娘:想死?!等學完了再說!
小米：你這是什麼
路人：一文錢啊
小米：你知道今天什麼日子嗎？
路人：……
小米：今天是十五，初一十五是丐休日，給你。
轉天，小米又遇上路人
小米：還我錢
路人：你不是不要嗎
小米：昨天是十五，今天是十六我上班
小米：乞丐也是有尊嚴的
小米：你干嗎搶我碗
老白：廢話，路上就你一人不搶你搶誰
李大嘴他媽訓他的時候說的話也挺逗的，
他娘：我吃的鹽比你吃的米還多呢~！
李大嘴：那是你口重~！~
他娘：我過的橋比你走的路還多呢！~
李大嘴：那是我懶得動~！~！
郭芙蓉誇邢捕頭：真是堪稱七俠鎮的一霸~！
李大嘴：那一媽是誰啊？？？
呂秀才練習向郭芙蓉討債時自言自語：
小郭，最近怎麼樣？有什麼困難就說，
沒有困難製造困難也要說~！~！
你確定一定以及肯定?(郭芙蓉)
小貝捏了三個泥人
一個叫張飛，一個叫岳飛，還有一個叫王菲
芙蓉和秀才PK那段爆有勁：
芙蓉：假設我三掌就能拍死你，每拍一掌，你就慘叫一聲「女俠饒命」，那麼請問：在你臨死之前你要說幾個字？
秀才：我拒絕回答這個問題。
芙蓉：那就算作自動棄權。
秀才：慘叫3次，每次4個字，一共12個字。
芙蓉：錯！是9個字！
秀才：為什麼啊？
芙蓉：第一掌下去，「女俠饒命」，四個字；第二掌下去，「女俠饒命」，八個字；第三掌下去，立刻死翹翹，你只說了一個字「啊」，8+1=9。
問：你怎麼偏搶他啊。
答：這么晚了街上還有別人嗎
問：你怎麼偏搶他的碗啊
答：他還有別的嗎
展堂：演技派？！說我是演技派？！！這不是罵人嘛！！！我是偶像派的！！！
邢捕:現場在哪兒?屍體在哪兒?人證物證暫住證....= =!!
呂秀才：我能幹什麼？
老闆娘看看他，說：你就好好活著吧。
然後指指櫃台說：站那裡不要動。
呂秀才：為什麼？
老闆娘：節省體力，吃飯少吃點。
呂秀才馬上跑櫃台前面，面無表情，一動不動。
還有今天老白和刑捕頭，兩人擺酷。
老白：「你的刀呢？」
刑捕頭：「手中無刀，心中有刀。」
老白：「錯了，最高境界是手中無刀，心中也無刀。」
然後兩人拉開架勢——石頭剪子布！
刑捕頭輸，抗議：「你不是說手中無刀，心中也無刀嗎？」
老白：「對呀，我這是剪子，不是刀！」
白展堂甩頭發的動作太搞笑了
"我是少爺的身子,跑腿的命啊!"甩頭出門(拉客人~)
一個月要洗10次澡,一年要洗多少次?
120次.
錯
為什麼呀?
正月里不讓洗澡
看到你這呆樣子，我就想野蠻~~
路費要不要報啊？
不用，朝廷每年都發補貼
小郭和老闆娘在編什麼故事， 老邢很嚴肅的指著自己的腦袋：「你看看這是什麼？」
「。。是。。是你的頭啊。。。」
「對！ 可是它裡面沒進水！」
盜墓者：我們也是人呀！我們也需要認可，我們也需要嘉獎！！！
不要說掌門，就是掌窗戶也不行！！
你真是扶不起來的阿斗
阿斗是誰？
水許里的，109將
你是知不道啊,就她那副嘴臉,變化之快,演技之高,在我平生所見的人當中,只有青霞和曼玉能與之抗衡"
那還得是她發揮失常,青霞曼玉超水平發揮啊..."
小強都沒她強~~
——我有一個好消息一個壞消息，先聽哪個?
——好消息。
——這事我不追究了。
——那壞消息呢？
——你得給我20兩銀子。。。。。
等著挨板子吧,跟你的嬌臀說再見.....= =!!
展堂:我沒事兒,十三太保金鍾罩,俺練的就是屁股....
演成這樣不錯了!這念頭哪有好演員!
佟:一個人如果讓我感激,我就把命都交給他;一個人如果讓我感動,我就把自己交給他!
白:行啊小鍋,還學會綉企鵝啦?
佟:那是鴛鴦!!
小郭的春聯 上聯：猴年過完是雞年
下聯：雞年過完是狗年
橫批：混過一年是一年！
秀才：那為什麼不讓我寫春聯呢
老闆娘：你的字太瘦了，不喜慶，到清明節我再讓你寫啊！
小郭：你是選擇喜歡你的人，還是你喜歡的人？
老闆娘：膩看呢？
小郭：你一定選擇你喜歡的！
老闆娘（不好意思）：膩咋看出來了么？
小郭：因為沒人喜歡你！
說明：絕頂高手姬無命欲殺死秀才，結果被秀才說死……
姬無命（以下簡稱姬）：想怎麼死，我成全你。
秀才：慢著，殺我可以，不過得先說明了，我到底死在誰的手裡？
姬：廢話，我呀。
秀才：我……是……誰……
姬：我怎麼知道你是誰啊？
秀才（笑）：問題來了吧。
姬（一頭霧水）：什麼意思啊？
秀才：這得從人和宇宙的關系開始講起了，在你身上一直以來就有一個問題纏繞著你。
姬：什麼意思啊？
秀才：我，是誰？
姬：這，我已經知道了。
秀才：不，你不知道。你知道嗎，你是誰？姬無命嗎？不，這只是個名字，一個代號。你可以叫姬無命，我也可以叫姬無命，他們都可以。把代號拿掉之後呢，你又是誰？
姬：我不知道，我也不用知道。
秀才：好，好，那你再回答我另一個問題：我是誰？
姬：這個問題已經問過了。
秀才：不，我剛才問的是本我，現在問的是自我。
姬：這有什麼區別嗎？
秀才：舉個例子，當我用我這個代號來進行對話的同時，你的代號也是我，這意味著什麼呢？這是否意味著你就是我，而我也就是你……
姬：這個問題沒什麼意義。
秀才：那就問幾個有意義的。我生從何來，死往何處？我為何要出現在這個世界上？我的出現對這個世界意味著什麼？是世界選擇了我，還是我選擇了世界？
姬：夠了……！
秀才：我和宇宙之間有必然的聯系嗎？宇宙是否有盡頭？時間是否有長短？過去的時間在哪裡消失？未來的時間又在何處停止？我在這一刻提出的問題還是你剛才提到的問題嗎？
姬（頭都大了）：我殺了你！
秀才高喊：是誰殺了我，而我又殺了誰？
姬（愣了）：是我殺了我？
秀才：回答正確！動手吧！
於是，一代絕頂高手姬無命就這樣喪命了。